Mondays are the best mail days. My vest and I are happy campers now. #porkarmy #porkmagazine #treatyourself
Grabbed a bunch of awesome #porkmagazine .50 #stickers at the #redlightpdx the other day! Gonna slap some on my #cruiser! (at Red Light)
BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS BLASTING THEIR WAY INTO YOUR HEART! 1.25” SMALL BUTTONS! MOTORHEAD! WHITE LINE FEVER! METALLICA RIPPER! METAL UP YOUR ASS! IRON FIST! BLACK SABBATH PONDEROUS DEVIL. BLACK SABBATH SKULL & SPIDERS. OZZY OSBOURNE LOOKING CRAZY! OZZY HOWLING AT THE MOON! PINK FLOYD ANIMALS. PIL NIPPON. BLONDIE. BOW WOW WOW (WOW!) OZZY BARKING AT THE MOON. CRAMPS FAN CLUB SKULL. THE PANZER WURST & THE LITTLE GREEN FUCKER. ALL AT THE PORK SHOP.
BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS! MEDIUM METAL MASSACRE!!! 2.25” BUTTONS TO BLAST YOUR BRAINS INTO OBLIVION! THE PANZER WURST! BANZAI! SLAYTANIC WEHRMACHT! ALCOHOLICA! METAL UP YOUR ASS! BOLT THROWER SPLATTERING YOUR BRAIN! PUNK & DISORDERLY! ROB HALFORD! LIVE TO LOVE! BLACK LIGHT TIGER! DUNGEON DEMON! BLACK LIGHT PANTHER! AT THE PORK SHOP! SUBTERRANEAN SLEAZE SCRAPED FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE GREASIEST DINER’S TABLES.
FREAK OUT WHILE COLORING IN THESE SEAN AABERG COLORING BOOKS. 16 PAGES OF ANAL RETENTIVE LINE WORK, THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS SQUARES. LOSE YOURSELF IN A WORLD OF SPAGHETTI, MEATBALLS & CHICKEN FAT. SEAN AABERG COLORING BOOKS!!! MIND BENDING FREAK OUTS OF GROSS MONSTERS, WEIRDOS & CREEPS FOR YOU TO COLOR. 8.5”x5.5” 16 pages. GITTUM WHILE THEY’S HOT. AT THE PORK SHOP.
48 NEW TRASHY TOTEMS TO ADORN YOUR RIPPED & TORN!!! THE KRAZY KARTOON OF PORK IS REVEALED. VULTURES HANG OUT IN THE GRAVEYARD SMOKING WEED. TEENAGERS STAB SLICES OF PIZZA TO INTIMIDATE NERDS. SWAMP MONSTERS ON THE SCENE. LEATHER. SNAKES. SKULLS. WEED. BUBBLEGUM. NIGHT TRAIN. WEAR IT. BE IT. SEE IT. FUCK IT. SUCK IT. SMOKE IT. BUY IT!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
SMALL (1.25”) SIZZLING BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS, HOT FROM THE GRILL, RIPE, PUGNACIOUS, HARD-HEADED & READY TO ROCK! TIRED OF THE HALL MONITORS OF AMERICA TELLING YOU TO LEAVE YOUR ATTITUDE AT THE DOOR? WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE ON YOUR CHEST & TELL ‘EM TO STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE! IN CHINA! AT THE PORK SHOP. WHERE BAD DREAMS CUM TRUE.
THE BIGGEST & BEST BUTTONS FROM BLITZKRIEG!!! 3.5” BIG. BIG. BIG. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. RAT FINK, HOORAY FOR THE BAD GUYS. RONNIE JAMES DIO. CHARLES MANSON. ELVIRA IN HAIRSPRAY & AMERICAN FURY. MOTORHEAD IRON FIST & THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD. BIG. BOLD. BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS FOR YOUR CRANKED UP, LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN, HERE COMES TROUBLE, LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS LIFESTYLE. SMOKE ‘EM IN THE BOYS ROOM AT THE PORK SHOP!!! HEY! ALSO, I WANNA MAKE SOME NEW BIG BUTTONS. REBLOG THIS & MAKE A SUGGESTION & IF WE MAKE YOUR SUGGESTION WE’LL SEND YOU ONE!
WHAT AM I DOIN’ AT THIS PARTY? WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE CLOWNS? GODDAMN. THERE’S NO HOT CHICKS HERE EVEN. OH NO, IT’S THAT DUDE. HOPE HIS FRIENDS AREN’T HERE, COULD GET UGLY. WHERE THE HELL IS THE BEER? OH NO, PUNK ROCK KARAOKE BUT THEY’RE SINGING KOKOMO? FUCK. I THOUGHT THIS DUDE WAS DEAD! THIS HOUSE IS SO BORING. WHERE’S THE BEER? EVERYONE’S IN THE KITCHEN, MUST MEAN THE BEER IS NEARBY. EXCUSE ME, I’M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER. EMBROIDERED PATCH. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
MOTHERS! LOCK UP YOUR SONS! THE GIRL GANG IS COMING! OUTLAW GIRLS ON A RAMPAGE! GIRL GANG! JUVENILE DELINQUENTS! GIRL GANG! IS THAT LIPSTICK OR BLOOD? GIRL GANG! LUST CATS OF THE GUTTERS! GIRL GANG! TRASHY PUSSIES ON THE WAR PATH! GIRL GANG! SO EASY TO LOVE! SO HARD TO KILL! GIRL GANG! MINI SKIRTS! BIG HAIR! GIRL GANG! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
