SO, I’M SURE YOU’VE ALL HEARD ABOUT HOW RACIST PORK MAGAZINE IS RIGHT? BUT HOW COME NO ONE EVER CRIES ABOUT THE CHILDREN? UNDERAGE SMOKING? HANGING OUT ALL THE TIME WITH WILD & CRAZY MODELS & ARTISTS & LUNATICS? RUNNING RAMPANT AT CAR SHOWS? WHAT’S NEXT? JUDGING NUDE OIL WRESTLING? NEXT WEEK. GET YOUR OWN CARDS HERE. AT THE PORK SHOP.

SO, I’M SURE YOU’VE ALL HEARD ABOUT HOW RACIST PORK MAGAZINE IS RIGHT? BUT HOW COME NO ONE EVER CRIES ABOUT THE CHILDREN? UNDERAGE SMOKING? HANGING OUT ALL THE TIME WITH WILD & CRAZY MODELS & ARTISTS & LUNATICS? RUNNING RAMPANT AT CAR SHOWS? WHAT’S NEXT? JUDGING NUDE OIL WRESTLING? NEXT WEEK. GET YOUR OWN CARDS HERE. AT THE PORK SHOP.

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  3. bigrocco said: EAT THE CHILDREN…CRONOS DID (Mi Culpa…it was either this or a John Wayne Gayce quip)
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