I’M A PICKY EATER! EWWWW. I DON’T LIKE ONIONS! I DON’T LIKE MAYO. OH NO, MY BURGER HAS MUSTARD ON IT. EWWWW, I DON’T LIKE THIS CREAM SAUCE. THIS PIZZA CAME WITH OLIVES ON IT. I’M NOT EATING IT. THIS SALSA HAS CILANTRO IN IT, NO WAY. THIS MEAT IS TOO GREASY & GRISTLY! I’M A VEGETARIAN. I’M A VEGAN. I’M PRETTY SURE THIS BREAD HAS CHICKEN BEAKS IN IT. THESE TORTILLAS ARE MADE WITH LARD & PIG HOOFS. THIS WINE HAS OX BLOOD ADDED TO IT. THIS BEER HAS GELATIN IN IT. I ONLY DRINK FAIR-TRADE CERTIFIED COFFEE. I’M A PICKY EATER. WINE PINK ON ASH GREY. YOURS FROM THE PORK SHOP!!! GITTIT!!!

I’M A PICKY EATER! EWWWW. I DON’T LIKE ONIONS! I DON’T LIKE MAYO. OH NO, MY BURGER HAS MUSTARD ON IT. EWWWW, I DON’T LIKE THIS CREAM SAUCE. THIS PIZZA CAME WITH OLIVES ON IT. I’M NOT EATING IT. THIS SALSA HAS CILANTRO IN IT, NO WAY. THIS MEAT IS TOO GREASY & GRISTLY! I’M A VEGETARIAN. I’M A VEGAN. I’M PRETTY SURE THIS BREAD HAS CHICKEN BEAKS IN IT. THESE TORTILLAS ARE MADE WITH LARD & PIG HOOFS. THIS WINE HAS OX BLOOD ADDED TO IT. THIS BEER HAS GELATIN IN IT. I ONLY DRINK FAIR-TRADE CERTIFIED COFFEE. I’M A PICKY EATER. WINE PINK ON ASH GREY. YOURS FROM THE PORK SHOP!!! GITTIT!!!

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