Motorhead - Ace of Spades MAD MAX
FREE TO BE. YOU & ME. GIMME THIS.
Motorhead-Iron Fist
GROWING UP I THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS GONNA BE TOAST FROM NUCLEAR WAR OR A GIANT EARTHQUAKE OR RISING SEAS SO ALL THIS LITTLE SHIT DOESN’T BUG ME MAN. IN SOME WAYS IT’S A LITTLE COMFORTING THAT THE WAR IS COMING HOME. I FEEL ILL THAT AMERICA IS IN A SAFETY BUBBLE ALL THE TIME & SO MANY AMERICANS ARE SUCH FUCKING WIMPS. IT’S DISGUSTING.
RAISED ON CABLE TV, MICROWAVE BURRITOS & COAST TO COAST, MK MAUS RIDES HIS SKATEBOARD THROUGH TOWN LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. HATED BY ALL THE SQUARES, HERO TO THE KOOL KIDS, MK MAUS IS GRINDING HIS WAY THROUGH AMERICA’S BACK-DOOR, WITHOUT LUBE. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
NIGHTS SPENT IN THE ATTIC DRINKING MOON JUICE & CULTIVATING COLORFUL FUNGUS WITH WHICH TO MAKE ONE’S OWN INKS HAVE LED TO A DISTORTED LIFE WALKING THE RAILROAD TRACKS LOOKING FOR BLOATED DOG CORPSES IN THE DRAINAGE DITCH. A BUM WATCHES OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE & TURNS INSIDE OUT. THE SUN TURNS PURPLE & THE SKY TURNS PINK. A SEVERED HAND IS KEPT IN YOUR JACKET POCKET TO TELL THE FUTURE. WEIRDO ART IS ON THE RISE. WHITE POWDER ON RED VINYL SEAT. AT THE PORK SHOP
THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13.
ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
LADIES! WITH POLICE FORCES BEING CUT ACROSS THE COUNTRY & THE ECONOMY IN THE SHITTER, IT’S TIME TO TAKE YOUR SAFETY INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!!! THIS ADORABLE PINK COMB LOOKS LIKE JUST AN ORDINARY BARBIE-TYPE COMB UPON FIRST GLANCE BUT WHEN YOU PULL THE HANDLE OUT COMBS A DANGEROUS STAINLESS STEEL BLADE!!! KYAH! COMB & HANDLE ARE MADE OF HIGH IMPACT PLASTIC. BLADE IS 3.25” LONG & READY TO ROCK! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
***also good for scraping res.
WHOAH! OUR FIRST BATCH SOLD OUT IN LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES. WE RESTOCKED SO YOU CAN GO AHEAD & GET YOURSELF A RADICAL HAIR HOPPER COMB KNIFE!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
WHEN YOU ARE A WEIRDO CLUB. WHEN THE DUST HAS SETTLED. YOU’RE BORN AGAIN. MAYBE AS A WEIRDO CLUB. MAYBE THEN YOU’LL SEE. THAT YOUR REALITY. WAS SQUASHED INTO BANALITY. SQUASHED INTO BANALITY. SQUASHED INTO BANALITY. WHEN YOU ARE A WEIRDO CLUB. AT THE PORK SHOP.
WHAT’S THAT? THE ORIGINAL PORK ARMY BACK PATCH IS SOLD OUT!!! THE NEW BACK PATCH HAS ARRIVED!!! IN PATRIOTIC RED & BLUE WITH GLORIOUS STAR MOTIF, YOU CAN USHER IN THE NEXT WAVE OF THE PORK ARMY BUT THERE ARE STILL A SMALL NUMBER OF SLOTS LEFT FOR THE FIRST HUNDRED!!! WOW!!! WOW!!! PORK ARMY REBLOG & BUILD OUR RANKS!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
ACHTUNG WARRIORS OF THE FUTURE!!! DIG THIS!!! OUR TOP TRASHY TOTEMS RENDERED IN BLOOD RED & MIDNIGHT BLACK. ENTER A WILD WORLD OF CARTOONY CHAOS & SLEAZY CHEESE! A 15” X 20” RADICAL TWO COLOR SCREEN PRINT ON DURABLE CANVAS THAT CAN WORK AS AN INTENSE POSTER FOR YOUR RUMPUS ROOM, CLUBHOUSE, VAN OR WEIRDO PAD, CAN BE CUT UP INTO 20 3”X3” PATCHES FOR YOUR DENIM & WHATEVER ELSE OR SEWN ONTO THE BACK OF YOUR CUT SLEEVES AS A BACK PATCH. PRINTED BY OUR HOMIE REVO AT NOCTURNE. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
MAN OH MAN!!! SOMEHOW WE TOOK A MINUTE AWAY FROM CRANKING OUT PORK #9 TO MAKE THESE NEW BUTTONS!!! WE GOT THE NEW CLASSIC: PIZZA SWASTIKA, LITTLE RICHARD LOOKIN’ GOOD, A SMOKIN’ SKULL, DANZIG, TRACI LORDS FOR PRESIDENT, A SKELETON ON A CROSS, GORE!, DEE DEE RAMONE WEARING A SWEATER, ELVIS PRESLEY, HEDORAH, THE MARK OF THE BEAST, LITTLE RICHARD GIVIN’ IT ALL TO YAH! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
PORK ARMY MEMBER AYA IN THE CATACOMBS IN PARIS!!! DIGGING THEM GRAVES!!! BONE UP ON YOUR SOCIAL ACTION IN THE PORK ARMY!!!
THE GROSSEST BURGER EVER SAYS, “EAT ME!” HOW RUDE. SEAN AABERG USED HIS TRAINING FROM THE GROSSEST WEIRDO ART SCHOOLS IN DEEPEST NEW JERSEY & LATVIA TO KNOCK-OUT THIS AMAZING NEW DESIGN!!! YOU WILL BE SIMULTANEOUSLY ATTRACTED TO & REPULSED BY THIS QUIVERING MESS OF MEAT & SAUCE, SERVED UP MY WAY ON A MAGGOT INFESTED BUN. YOUR GRANDMA WILL CRITICIZE YOU, THE KIDS ON THE BLOCK WILL DIG YOUR STYLE & I WILL THANK YOU FOR WEARING THIS AMAZING T-SHIRT. RED DESIGN ON YELLOW T-SHIRT AS PICTURED. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
I’M A PICKY EATER! EWWWW. I DON’T LIKE ONIONS! I DON’T LIKE MAYO. OH NO, MY BURGER HAS MUSTARD ON IT. EWWWW, I DON’T LIKE THIS CREAM SAUCE. THIS PIZZA CAME WITH OLIVES ON IT. I’M NOT EATING IT. THIS SALSA HAS CILANTRO IN IT, NO WAY. THIS MEAT IS TOO GREASY & GRISTLY! I’M A VEGETARIAN. I’M A VEGAN. I’M PRETTY SURE THIS BREAD HAS CHICKEN BEAKS IN IT. THESE TORTILLAS ARE MADE WITH LARD & PIG HOOFS. THIS WINE HAS OX BLOOD ADDED TO IT. THIS BEER HAS GELATIN IN IT. I ONLY DRINK FAIR-TRADE CERTIFIED COFFEE. I’M A PICKY EATER. WINE PINK ON ASH GREY. At the PORK SHOP!!!
