JOIN THE PORK ARMY - NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!
SHOW YOU’RE DOWN WITH THE ONLY MAGAZINE WORTH READING!!! OUR SUPER-TOUGH ENAMEL PORK FACE CLOISONNE PIN IS READY TO ROCK! 1.25” OF BATTLE-TESTED METAL WITH PINK, RED & WHITE ENAMEL FILL FOR YOUR DENIM OR LEATHER. EMBOLDENED WITH RISING SUN BANZAI ACTION, PENCIL-NECKS & THEIR SERVANTS WILL STOP IN THEIR TRACKS AT THE SIGHT OF THE SIGN OF PORK. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

SHOW YOU’RE DOWN WITH THE ONLY MAGAZINE WORTH READING!!! OUR SUPER-TOUGH ENAMEL PORK FACE CLOISONNE PIN IS READY TO ROCK! 1.25” OF BATTLE-TESTED METAL WITH PINK, RED & WHITE ENAMEL FILL FOR YOUR DENIM OR LEATHER. EMBOLDENED WITH RISING SUN BANZAI ACTION, PENCIL-NECKS & THEIR SERVANTS WILL STOP IN THEIR TRACKS AT THE SIGHT OF THE SIGN OF PORK. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

IN THE DARK FUTURE OF 2014 WE MUST FACE ALL COMERS WITH LEATHER, SPIKES & CHAINSAWS. OUR VOLUME MUST BE TURNED UP ALL THE WAY. WE MUST WARN OUR ENEMIES OF THEIR IMMINENT DEATH, BECAUSE THEIR GOALS ARE ANTITHETICAL TO OUR WAY OF LIFE, DIS MEANS WAR, SO LISTEN UP, WE WILL SURVIVE THIS NUCLEAR NIGHTMARE, ENTER THE DREAMLANDS & WIN THIS CLASS WAR.  AT THE PORK SHOP.

IN THE DARK FUTURE OF 2014 WE MUST FACE ALL COMERS WITH LEATHER, SPIKES & CHAINSAWS. OUR VOLUME MUST BE TURNED UP ALL THE WAY. WE MUST WARN OUR ENEMIES OF THEIR IMMINENT DEATH, BECAUSE THEIR GOALS ARE ANTITHETICAL TO OUR WAY OF LIFE, DIS MEANS WAR, SO LISTEN UP, WE WILL SURVIVE THIS NUCLEAR NIGHTMARE, ENTER THE DREAMLANDS & WIN THIS CLASS WAR.  AT THE PORK SHOP.

RAISED ON CABLE TV, MICROWAVE BURRITOS & COAST TO COAST, MK MAUS RIDES HIS SKATEBOARD THROUGH TOWN LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. HATED BY ALL THE SQUARES, HERO TO THE KOOL KIDS, MK MAUS IS GRINDING HIS WAY THROUGH AMERICA’S BACK-DOOR, WITHOUT LUBE. AT THE PORK SHOP.

RAISED ON CABLE TV, MICROWAVE BURRITOS & COAST TO COAST, MK MAUS RIDES HIS SKATEBOARD THROUGH TOWN LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. HATED BY ALL THE SQUARES, HERO TO THE KOOL KIDS, MK MAUS IS GRINDING HIS WAY THROUGH AMERICA’S BACK-DOOR, WITHOUT LUBE. AT THE PORK SHOP.

CHEWIN’ OUT A RHYTHM ON MY BUBBLEGUM!!! SUN IS OUT & I WANT SOME!!! BUBBLEGUM!!! I’M YOUNG, DUMB & FULL OF BUBBLEGUM!!! AAHHHHHH CHEWY!!! CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY!!! I’LL GIVE YA SOMETHIN’ TO CHEW ON!!! DON’T LIKE THE WAY I’M LIVIN’? DON’T WANNA SEE ME ON THE STREET? THINK I’M TALKIN’ TOO LOUD? WELL BLOW ME!!! ART BY NOTORIOUS WEIRDO ARTIST SEAN AABERG. EACH T-SHIRT COMES WITH A MINI BUBBLEGUM COMIX ZINE & A PIECE OF BUBBLEGUM!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

CHEWIN’ OUT A RHYTHM ON MY BUBBLEGUM!!! SUN IS OUT & I WANT SOME!!! BUBBLEGUM!!! I’M YOUNG, DUMB & FULL OF BUBBLEGUM!!! AAHHHHHH CHEWY!!! CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY!!! I’LL GIVE YA SOMETHIN’ TO CHEW ON!!! DON’T LIKE THE WAY I’M LIVIN’? DON’T WANNA SEE ME ON THE STREET? THINK I’M TALKIN’ TOO LOUD? WELL BLOW ME!!! ART BY NOTORIOUS WEIRDO ARTIST SEAN AABERG. EACH T-SHIRT COMES WITH A MINI BUBBLEGUM COMIX ZINE & A PIECE OF BUBBLEGUM!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

Saxon - Denim And Leather
DENIM & LEATHER BROUGHT US ALL TOGETHER, IT WAS YOU THAT SET THE SPIRIT FREE!!!

New Self Edge ad!!! #selfedge #gumwall #antiyo #denim

New Self Edge ad!!! #selfedge #gumwall #antiyo #denim

Motorhead-Iron Fist
YOU KNOW ME.

ACHTUNG STREET ROCKERS!!! IN A WORLD TEETERING ON THE BRINK OF CHAOS, ONLY BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS GIVE YOU THE BOOST TO TAKE ON THE DEHUMANIZED BUREAUCRATS & THEIR NIGHTMARISH WEB OF THE TECHNO-SYSTEM. EVERY BUTTON A BLITZKRIEG. MORE BUTTONS. LESS SQUARES. IN BATTLE THERE IS NO LAW. AT THE PORK SHOP.

ACHTUNG STREET ROCKERS!!! IN A WORLD TEETERING ON THE BRINK OF CHAOS, ONLY BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS GIVE YOU THE BOOST TO TAKE ON THE DEHUMANIZED BUREAUCRATS & THEIR NIGHTMARISH WEB OF THE TECHNO-SYSTEM. EVERY BUTTON A BLITZKRIEG. MORE BUTTONS. LESS SQUARES. IN BATTLE THERE IS NO LAW. AT THE PORK SHOP.

IN THE DARK FUTURE OF 2014, WEIRD LUKE OF THE WASTES OF GOWANUS SLAVES AWAY IN HIS BASEMENT WORKSHOP MAKING INSANE ACTION FIGURES TO POPULATE THE WEIRD WARS OF OUR IMAGINATIONS. WEIRD LUKE HAS ASSEMBLED THIS INCREDIBLE PORKU ACTION FIGURE FOR YOU! A LIMITED RUN OF 20 FIGURES! HANDMADE BY WEIRD LUKE HIMSELF IN GOWANUS, BROOKLY, NYC. 6” TALL. CAST PLASTIC. HAND PAINTED. COMES WITH RADICAL COMBAT KNIFE & BEER ACCESSORIES. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

Up all night drinking at that old bar. The one where the wood is worn down & shiny smooth with millions of foot-prints over time. People drowning in their emotions & writing songs about it. Monkeys drinking PORK liquor! The ghost of that dude who took some of his final steps out of this bar & died in his sleep is always looking over your shoulder here. He wants to slit everyone’s throat, just because they’re living & he isn’t. Glowing, ghostly white on three in the morning black t-shirts.  AT THE PORK SHOP!!! 

Up all night drinking at that old bar. The one where the wood is worn down & shiny smooth with millions of foot-prints over time. People drowning in their emotions & writing songs about it. Monkeys drinking PORK liquor! The ghost of that dude who took some of his final steps out of this bar & died in his sleep is always looking over your shoulder here. He wants to slit everyone’s throat, just because they’re living & he isn’t. Glowing, ghostly white on three in the morning black t-shirts.  AT THE PORK SHOP!!! 

NO MESS. NO FUSS. JUST PURE IMPACT LARGE BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! 3.5 INCHES OF EYE PLEASING GRAPHIC GLARE & PURE PUNK IMPACT!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

NO MESS. NO FUSS. JUST PURE IMPACT LARGE BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! 3.5 INCHES OF EYE PLEASING GRAPHIC GLARE & PURE PUNK IMPACT!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

NOW! IS A GREAT TIME TO SUBSCRIBE TO PORK MAGAZINE!!! A NEW ISSUE IS IN THE WORKS, READY TO PORK THE WORLD IN EARLY APRIL. YOU WANT IT BEFORE THE OTHERS CAN SNATCH IT UP FROM THE SHOPS, & WHAT IF YOUR TOWN DOESN’T HAVE PORK? WE CAN MAIL IT TO YOU. IT’S MORE EXPENSIVE THAN FREE, BUT NOT THAT MUCH MORE. HAVE AT IT & BRING HOME THE BACON. AT THE PORK SHOP.

NOW! IS A GREAT TIME TO SUBSCRIBE TO PORK MAGAZINE!!! A NEW ISSUE IS IN THE WORKS, READY TO PORK THE WORLD IN EARLY APRIL. YOU WANT IT BEFORE THE OTHERS CAN SNATCH IT UP FROM THE SHOPS, & WHAT IF YOUR TOWN DOESN’T HAVE PORK? WE CAN MAIL IT TO YOU. IT’S MORE EXPENSIVE THAN FREE, BUT NOT THAT MUCH MORE. HAVE AT IT & BRING HOME THE BACON. AT THE PORK SHOP.

ALL NEW PORK ARMY RECRUITS WILL GET THE NEW BLACK & WHITE BACK PATCH, THE NEW POSTERS & THE NEW BLACK & WHITE EMBROIDERED PATCH. YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP. ALSO, BIG PORK ARMY DEVELOPMENTS FOR 2014. STAY TUNED & JOIN UP. HUNDREDS OF ROCK&ROLLERS CAN’T BE WRONG.

ALL NEW PORK ARMY RECRUITS WILL GET THE NEW BLACK & WHITE BACK PATCH, THE NEW POSTERS & THE NEW BLACK & WHITE EMBROIDERED PATCH. YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP. ALSO, BIG PORK ARMY DEVELOPMENTS FOR 2014. STAY TUNED & JOIN UP. HUNDREDS OF ROCK&ROLLERS CAN’T BE WRONG.

Tiger Junkies - D-beat Street Rock n Rollers
I LOVE THIS RECORD.