WELL I’M UPPER, UPPER CLASS, HIGH SOCIETY. GOD’S GIFT TO BALLROOM NOTORIETY. AND I ALWAYS FILL MY BALLROOM, THE EVENT IS NEVER SMALL, THE SOCIAL PAGES SAY I’VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF ALL! AND NOW YOU’LL HAVE BIG BALLS AS WELL WITH OUR TANUKI PATCH. THE TANUKI IS A JOVIAL, FUN-LOVING, TRICKSTER YOKAI. A SPIRIT OF THE FOREST & OF INNS & TAVERNS. HE CARRIES A JUG OF WINE AROUND WITH HIM & PAYS FOR HIS DRINKS WITH MONEY THAT TURNS BACK INTO LEAVES WHEN HE LEAVES. RUB MY, I MEAN HIS BALLS FOR GOOD LUCK!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!! 

WELL I’M UPPER, UPPER CLASS, HIGH SOCIETY. GOD’S GIFT TO BALLROOM NOTORIETY. AND I ALWAYS FILL MY BALLROOM, THE EVENT IS NEVER SMALL, THE SOCIAL PAGES SAY I’VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF ALL! AND NOW YOU’LL HAVE BIG BALLS AS WELL WITH OUR TANUKI PATCH. THE TANUKI IS A JOVIAL, FUN-LOVING, TRICKSTER YOKAI. A SPIRIT OF THE FOREST & OF INNS & TAVERNS. HE CARRIES A JUG OF WINE AROUND WITH HIM & PAYS FOR HIS DRINKS WITH MONEY THAT TURNS BACK INTO LEAVES WHEN HE LEAVES. RUB MY, I MEAN HIS BALLS FOR GOOD LUCK!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!! 

Mötley Crüe - Dr. Feelgood
MY ADVICE TO ALL BANDS PLAYING NOW - LEARN SOMETHING FROM THESE BANDS. DON’T BE AFRAID OF SHOW BUSINESS & KEEP IT SLEAZY.

RAISED ON CABLE TV, MICROWAVE BURRITOS & COAST TO COAST, MK MAUS RIDES HIS SKATEBOARD THROUGH TOWN LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. HATED BY ALL THE SQUARES, HERO TO THE KOOL KIDS, MK MAUS IS GRINDING HIS WAY THROUGH AMERICA’S BACK-DOOR, WITHOUT LUBE. AT THE PORK SHOP.

RAISED ON CABLE TV, MICROWAVE BURRITOS & COAST TO COAST, MK MAUS RIDES HIS SKATEBOARD THROUGH TOWN LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. HATED BY ALL THE SQUARES, HERO TO THE KOOL KIDS, MK MAUS IS GRINDING HIS WAY THROUGH AMERICA’S BACK-DOOR, WITHOUT LUBE. AT THE PORK SHOP.

GRAB YOUR CRAYONS & YOUR HIGH-LITERS & GETS TO COLORING OUTSIDE OF THE LINES ON THE LATEST SEAN AABERG COLORING BOOK!!! 24 PAGES OF CERTIFIED GRADE Z WEIRDO ART SCRATCHED INTO THE SMELLIEST BATHROOMS OF DARKEST CHINATOWN. HAIR. VEINS. LUMPS. GROWTHS. CONTUSIONS. ABRASIONS. POLYPS & ECTOPLASM THROBS & OOZES WITH PLEASURE AS YOU TICKLE IT WITH YOUR COLORING IMPLEMENTS. COLOR THE BOOK IN WITH BODILY FLUIDS TO ATTEMPT DEMONIC SUMMONING! IT COULD & HAS HAPPENED! STUDY THE METICULOUS WEIRDO LINES OF AN ASCENDED MASTER THE WORLD HAS YET TO UNDERSTAND! YEARS OF CAVERNLY DWELLING WILL SHED THEIR ADVANCED UNDERSTANDING INTO YOUR HANDS AS YOU TRACE THE LINES & ENTER ELDRITCH WORLDS HITHERTO YET SLAPPED BY HUMANS SOLES. ADVENTURES FORTH INTO THE WEIRD. AT THE PORK SHOP. WE DO CHICKEN RIGHT. 

GRAB YOUR CRAYONS & YOUR HIGH-LITERS & GETS TO COLORING OUTSIDE OF THE LINES ON THE LATEST SEAN AABERG COLORING BOOK!!! 24 PAGES OF CERTIFIED GRADE Z WEIRDO ART SCRATCHED INTO THE SMELLIEST BATHROOMS OF DARKEST CHINATOWN. HAIR. VEINS. LUMPS. GROWTHS. CONTUSIONS. ABRASIONS. POLYPS & ECTOPLASM THROBS & OOZES WITH PLEASURE AS YOU TICKLE IT WITH YOUR COLORING IMPLEMENTS. COLOR THE BOOK IN WITH BODILY FLUIDS TO ATTEMPT DEMONIC SUMMONING! IT COULD & HAS HAPPENED! STUDY THE METICULOUS WEIRDO LINES OF AN ASCENDED MASTER THE WORLD HAS YET TO UNDERSTAND! YEARS OF CAVERNLY DWELLING WILL SHED THEIR ADVANCED UNDERSTANDING INTO YOUR HANDS AS YOU TRACE THE LINES & ENTER ELDRITCH WORLDS HITHERTO YET SLAPPED BY HUMANS SOLES. ADVENTURES FORTH INTO THE WEIRD. AT THE PORK SHOP. WE DO CHICKEN RIGHT. 

Power-pop? SCUM-POP! Get ready for a proper ass whoopin’ courtesy of Huntsville, AL’s NIGHTMARE BOYZZZ! These four crusty Buzzcocks / (early) Queers worshipping punks have assembled 11 killer tracks self-destructive swill for what will surely be heralded as the most classic record of it’s kind since the legendary “Guitar Romatic” LP from the gone, but not forgotten, Exploding Hearts. This “Bad Patterns” LP / CD features incredible axe shreddage and thunderous kit-pound throughout. From the opening anthem “Problem Child,” to every other god damn self-loathing track on this burner, NIGHTMARE BOYZZZ convulse with supersonic beer drenched grime and more hooks than a barbed wire love affair. And if that ain’t enough for ya, every inch of this creepy release has been covered in outrageous weirdo art by Sean Äaberg of the incredible PORK MAGAZINE. YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP.

Power-pop? SCUM-POP! Get ready for a proper ass whoopin’ courtesy of Huntsville, AL’s NIGHTMARE BOYZZZ! These four crusty Buzzcocks / (early) Queers worshipping punks have assembled 11 killer tracks self-destructive swill for what will surely be heralded as the most classic record of it’s kind since the legendary “Guitar Romatic” LP from the gone, but not forgotten, Exploding Hearts. This “Bad Patterns” LP / CD features incredible axe shreddage and thunderous kit-pound throughout. From the opening anthem “Problem Child,” to every other god damn self-loathing track on this burner, NIGHTMARE BOYZZZ convulse with supersonic beer drenched grime and more hooks than a barbed wire love affair. And if that ain’t enough for ya, every inch of this creepy release has been covered in outrageous weirdo art by Sean Äaberg of the incredible PORK MAGAZINE. YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP.

DANNY JAMES PUTTING THE MEAT BACK INTO THE POTATOES.

DANNY JAMES PUTTING THE MEAT BACK INTO THE POTATOES.

SNOTTY SAYINGS COUGHED UP FROM THE RESINATED LUNGS OF PORKLAND’S GREASIEST GRIMIES. WORN BY NO GOODNIKS, BADDIES, THOUGHT CRIMINALS, SCUM FUCKS, CUM SUCKS & SKURCHERS FROM CHINATOWN TO CHINA! YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP.

SNOTTY SAYINGS COUGHED UP FROM THE RESINATED LUNGS OF PORKLAND’S GREASIEST GRIMIES. WORN BY NO GOODNIKS, BADDIES, THOUGHT CRIMINALS, SCUM FUCKS, CUM SUCKS & SKURCHERS FROM CHINATOWN TO CHINA! YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP.

I became interested in this Irving Penkethman & his “How To Make Speed” book & found this newspaper article about him & his mail order. Pretty cool. 

I’M A MESS!!! IT’S OVER!!! ONE BANANA SHORT OF A BUNCH!!! SCREW MY LID ON TIGHT & CALL ME PEANUT BUTTER COS I’M GOING NUTS!!! I’M FRUIT LOOPS ON A PLANET OF CHEERIOS!!! I’M HIDING IN A GARBAGE CAN JUST WAITING!!! JUST WAITING!!! (HEAVY BREATHING) AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

I’M A MESS!!! IT’S OVER!!! ONE BANANA SHORT OF A BUNCH!!! SCREW MY LID ON TIGHT & CALL ME PEANUT BUTTER COS I’M GOING NUTS!!! I’M FRUIT LOOPS ON A PLANET OF CHEERIOS!!! I’M HIDING IN A GARBAGE CAN JUST WAITING!!! JUST WAITING!!! (HEAVY BREATHING) AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

Yes - Yours Is no disgrace live 1972 

Dr. Demento, Robert Anton Wilson, and Walter Block: Sex, Drugs, Rock ‘n’ Roll, and Libertarianism

THIS IS WHAT WE’RE ABOUT. 

BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS ARE A FUCKING WAY OF LIFE MAN. PEDAL TO THE METAL. NO BRAKES. NO RULES. SHAKING HANDS WITH THE DEVIL & HIGH AS THE HEAVENS. BALLS OUT. HARD HITTING. NIPPLE ERECTING. BAD BAD BAD BAD. AT THE PORK SHOP.  REBLOG WITH BUTTON SUGGESTIONS & IF WE MAKE THEM WE’LL SEND YOU A COUPLE!!!

BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS ARE A FUCKING WAY OF LIFE MAN. PEDAL TO THE METAL. NO BRAKES. NO RULES. SHAKING HANDS WITH THE DEVIL & HIGH AS THE HEAVENS. BALLS OUT. HARD HITTING. NIPPLE ERECTING. BAD BAD BAD BAD. AT THE PORK SHOP.  REBLOG WITH BUTTON SUGGESTIONS & IF WE MAKE THEM WE’LL SEND YOU A COUPLE!!!

THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. 
ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. 

ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. 
ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. 

ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

NEWS YOU CAN USE. A new study suggests alcohol is more harmful than heroin or crack
MOST people would agree that some drugs are worse than others: heroin is probably considered to be more dangerous than marijuana, for instance. Because governments formulate criminal and social policies based upon classifications of harm, a new study published by the Lancet on November 1st makes interesting reading. Researchers led by Professor David Nutt, a former chief drugs adviser to the British government, asked drug-harm experts to rank 20 drugs (legal and illegal) on 16 measures of harm to the user and to wider society, such as damage to health, drug dependency, economic costs and crime. Alcohol is the most harmful drug in Britain, scoring 72 out of a possible 100, far more damaging than heroin (55) or crack cocaine (54). It is the most harmful to others by a wide margin, and is ranked fourth behind heroin, crack, and methamphetamine (crystal meth) for harm to the individual. The authors point out that the model’s weightings, though based on judgment, were analysed and found to be stable as large changes would be needed to change the overall rankings. Read article here. 

NEWS YOU CAN USE. A new study suggests alcohol is more harmful than heroin or crack

MOST people would agree that some drugs are worse than others: heroin is probably considered to be more dangerous than marijuana, for instance. Because governments formulate criminal and social policies based upon classifications of harm, a new study published by the Lancet on November 1st makes interesting reading. Researchers led by Professor David Nutt, a former chief drugs adviser to the British government, asked drug-harm experts to rank 20 drugs (legal and illegal) on 16 measures of harm to the user and to wider society, such as damage to health, drug dependency, economic costs and crime. Alcohol is the most harmful drug in Britain, scoring 72 out of a possible 100, far more damaging than heroin (55) or crack cocaine (54). It is the most harmful to others by a wide margin, and is ranked fourth behind heroin, crack, and methamphetamine (crystal meth) for harm to the individual. The authors point out that the model’s weightings, though based on judgment, were analysed and found to be stable as large changes would be needed to change the overall rankings. Read article here.