IT’S TINY’S FIRST ANNUAL GARAGE FEST!
SUNDAY MAY 26TH. 9PM 394 BLAIR. EUGENE. 21+. PRIMITIVE IDOLS, THE NO TOMORROW BOYS, THE MUDDY RIVER MURDER MAND, THE SOOTHESAYERS, THE MISSING LINKS. ROCK&ROLL!!!
PORK PARTY AT BEHAVIOR CASTLE WITH PEACH KELLI POP! STATUE & COWBOY! SHARKS FROM MARS! THIS SUNDAY. MAY 12TH. 8:30 PM.
THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13.
ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
SUMMER IS COMING & IT’S HOT DOG TIME!!! THE DELICIOUS SMELL OF BACKYARD GRILLING ROUSES THE JUICY WEENIE QUEEN FROM HER SLUMBER!!! SPLASH SOME MUSTARD ON THAT JUICY WEINER!!! OH MY!!! MUSTARD YELLOW ON HOT-DOG RED T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO MASTER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN WATERS!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR HARD WORK, PUMPING THE SEWAGE INTO THE RESERVOIR. (AT THE PORK SHOP)
WHAT SHIRT IS KATIE WEARING? ROCK&ROLL!!! (IS ANSWER) AND FOR TODAY, IT IS 15% OFF! MAZOOMA! AT THE PORK SHOP!!! ROCK&ROLL CAN SAVE YOUR SOUL. IT SAVED MINE. JUST WHAT DR. FEELGOOD ORDERED!!! MEET ME BEHIND THE HONKEY TONK DEVIL MAN, I GOT A FIFTH OF JUPITER JUICE, 3 JOINTS & MY FINGERS SMELLS LIKE LADY PARTS. LET’S GET LOOSE. PUT ON YOUR DANCIN’ SHOES & LET’S GO CUT A RUG & THEN LET’S GO CUT THAT DUDE. AMEN. ART BY AMERICAN WEIRDO ARTIST SEAN AABERG. DARK BLUES & LIGHT BLUES.
RECORD STORE DAY MOMENT. COOL RECORD STORES ARE COOL. COOL RECORDS ARE COOL. BUY COOL RECORDS FROM COOL RECORD STORES. COOL RECORD STORES CARRY PORK MAGAZINE.
Up all night drinking at that old bar. The one where the wood is worn down & shiny smooth with millions of foot-prints over time. People drowning in their emotions & writing songs about it. Monkeys drinking PORK liquor! The ghost of that dude who took some of his final steps out of this bar & died in his sleep is always looking over your shoulder here. He wants to slit everyone’s throat, just because they’re living & he isn’t. Glowing, ghostly white on three in the morning black t-shirts. at the pork shop!!!
