THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. 

ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

TRUE STORY.

Motorhead - Mad Max - The Ace of Spades 

DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. 

ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

Don’t settle for second best.

FROM A PURER, SIMPLER TIME.

“DON’T TELL YOURT MOTHER” T-SHIRT. THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. GITTUM GITTUM. SAVE YOUR PENNIES. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER.

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PORK ARMY FULL KIT on Flickr.

This is what you get with your PORK ARMY membership kit!

two-color silkscreened canvas back patch
2 limited edition two-color silkscreened posters
three exclusive PORK ARMY buttons
exclusive PORK ARMY embroidered patch
PORK iron cross pendant
membership card
PORK oath

ENLIST HERE

SO THE FIRST BATCH OF PORK ARMY PACKAGES WENT OUT. LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS AMAZING. KATIE LISTS WHAT’S IN IT, BUT MAN, LOOK AT ALL THAT COOL CRAP. I’M SO STOKED THAT WE DID THIS. GITTIT.