SUMMER IS COMING & IT’S HOT DOG TIME!!! THE DELICIOUS SMELL OF BACKYARD GRILLING ROUSES THE JUICY WEENIE QUEEN FROM HER SLUMBER!!! SPLASH SOME MUSTARD ON THAT JUICY WEINER!!! OH MY!!! MUSTARD YELLOW ON HOT-DOG RED T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO MASTER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
DISTILLED FROM THE SECRET WORLD OF BAD KIDS, BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS BLOW A BIG BUBBLE INTO YOUR BOTTOM. LIONS. PIZZA. JUGHEAD JONES. FLYING SAUCERS ARE REAL! (I KNOW, I’VE BEEN ABDUCTED), NEW YORK HOT DOG, OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE ARCHIE CLUB, SKARY SKULLS, MAD MAGAZINE, I HEART BUBBLEGUM, THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER, A FRIEND WITH WEED, GIMME DAT & I SURVIVED MY BABY SITTERS TOO! THERE WERE SOME GREAT ONES IN THE 80S. RASTA GOTH. AT THE PORK SHOP.
BOY, BRING ME ONE OF THEM HOT-DOGS BOY. A BIG, SUCCULENT, 5” ALL AMERICAN HOT-DOG PATCH! LIMITED TO 200!!! GET & TAKE IT ALL IN WHILE YOU CAN!!! SHOW THE WORLD WHAT YOU STAND FOR. ALL-BEEF!!! WITH A JUICY SNAP!!! CONSIDERED KOSHER BY BILL ELDER. DESIGNED BY AMERICAN WEIRDO ARTIST SEAN AABERG. ALL AMERICAN. HOT DOG. EATER. YES. AT THE PORK SHOP.
A BIG, SUCCULENT, 5” ALL AMERICAN HOT-DOG PATCH! LIMITED TO 200!!! GET & TAKE IT ALL IN WHILE YOU CAN!!! SHOW THE WORLD WHAT YOU STAND FOR. ALL-BEEF!!! WITH A JUICY SNAP!!! CONSIDERED KOSHER BY BILL ELDER. DESIGNED BY AMERICAN WEIRDO ARTIST SEAN AABERG. ALL AMERICAN. HOT DOG. EATER. YES. GITTIT AT THE PORK SHOP!!! NOT THAT MANY LEFT!!!
STATELESS AMERICAN POP IMPERIALISM? THE START OF THE SPACE RACE? GET DIRTY ON THE GROUND WITH THE PIGS & SOAR WITH THE EAGLES. PORK MAGAZINE SAYS, “AS ABOVE, SO BELOW”. DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE CURTAINS? ARMED WITH A HOT DOG, A STRAIGHT RAZOR & A JOINT, WEARING THE HATS OF JUVENILE & ADULT DELINQUENCY, THE ALL-SEEING FLYING EYE & THE ACE OF SPADES, THE TWO BECOME ONE, ONWARD & UPWARDS, INTO THE GREAT UNKNOWN. BONE WHITE ON VOID BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY SEAN AABERG. AMERICAN WEIRDO ARTIST. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
SNOTTY SAYINGS HACKED UP FROM THE PHLEGMATIC ESOPHAGUS OF PORKLAND!!! HNARK!!! PTUIII!!!! JUST LIKE WEARING A GIANT YELLOW-GREEN LOOGY ON YOUR JACKET!!! THRILL YOUR CO-WORKERS!!! CONFUSE YOUR ENEMIES!!! ENLIGHTEN THE POPULOUS!!! SHOW THEM WHAT FOR!!! HOTSY TOTSY!!! HOT CHA CHA & OTHER POPULAR SAYINGS ARE SIMILAR TO WHAT IS TO BE FOUND ON THE SNOTTY SAYINGS SERIES BY BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
Having mastered the roasted turkey, we are returning to our family tradition of “Hot Dog Thanksgiving”. We eat many varieties of hot dogs & sausages (I found a Kobe beef hot dog which I’m stoked on sharing), have different sauerkraut, mustard, relishes, fresh & grilled onions, my 2nd Place Oakland Chili & cole slaw.
FALL IS HERE & IT’S HOT DOG TIME!!! THE DELICIOUS SMELL OF BACKYARD GRILLING ROUSES THE JUICY WEENIE QUEEN FROM HER SLUMBER!!! SPLASH SOME MUSTARD ON THAT JUICY WEINER!!! OH MY!!! MUSTARD YELLOW ON HOT-DOG RED T-SHIRT. PERFECT FOR YOUR HOT DOG THANKSGIVING CELEBRATIONS!!! WHAT, YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT HOT DOG THANKSGIVING YET? WELL, I’LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT REALLY SOON. ART BY WEIRDO MASTER SEAN AABERG. GITTIT AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
THE BLACK MASS IN PORTLAND WAS A GRIMY SUCCESS!!! Danny Dodge of the No Tomorrow Boys won the PORK sponsored Hot-Dog Eating Contest!!! It was a little like a Chicago Mayoral race, but that’s cool right?
NEW 2.25” BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! CIRCUS LION, PIZZA SLICE, JUGHEAD JONES, FLYING SAUCERS ARE REAL, NEW YORK HOT DOG, ARCHIE CLUB, SKULL & BONES, READ MAD MAGAZINE, I HEART BUBBLEGUM, PURPLE PEOPLE EATER, FRIEND WITH WEED & I SURVIVED MY BABY SITTER!!! YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
A BIG, SUCCULENT, 5” ALL AMERICAN HOT-DOG PATCH! LIMITED TO 200!!! GET & TAKE IT ALL IN WHILE YOU CAN!!! SHOW THE WORLD WHAT YOU STAND FOR. ALL-BEEF!!! WITH A JUICY SNAP!!! CONSIDERED KOSHER BY BILL ELDER. DESIGNED BY AMERICAN WEIRDO ARTIST SEAN AABERG. ALL AMERICAN. HOT DOG. EATER. YES.AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
