I became interested in this Irving Penkethman & his “How To Make Speed” book & found this newspaper article about him & his mail order. Pretty cool. 

THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. 
ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. 

ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

NEWS YOU CAN USE. A new study suggests alcohol is more harmful than heroin or crack
MOST people would agree that some drugs are worse than others: heroin is probably considered to be more dangerous than marijuana, for instance. Because governments formulate criminal and social policies based upon classifications of harm, a new study published by the Lancet on November 1st makes interesting reading. Researchers led by Professor David Nutt, a former chief drugs adviser to the British government, asked drug-harm experts to rank 20 drugs (legal and illegal) on 16 measures of harm to the user and to wider society, such as damage to health, drug dependency, economic costs and crime. Alcohol is the most harmful drug in Britain, scoring 72 out of a possible 100, far more damaging than heroin (55) or crack cocaine (54). It is the most harmful to others by a wide margin, and is ranked fourth behind heroin, crack, and methamphetamine (crystal meth) for harm to the individual. The authors point out that the model’s weightings, though based on judgment, were analysed and found to be stable as large changes would be needed to change the overall rankings. Read article here. 

NEWS YOU CAN USE. A new study suggests alcohol is more harmful than heroin or crack

MOST people would agree that some drugs are worse than others: heroin is probably considered to be more dangerous than marijuana, for instance. Because governments formulate criminal and social policies based upon classifications of harm, a new study published by the Lancet on November 1st makes interesting reading. Researchers led by Professor David Nutt, a former chief drugs adviser to the British government, asked drug-harm experts to rank 20 drugs (legal and illegal) on 16 measures of harm to the user and to wider society, such as damage to health, drug dependency, economic costs and crime. Alcohol is the most harmful drug in Britain, scoring 72 out of a possible 100, far more damaging than heroin (55) or crack cocaine (54). It is the most harmful to others by a wide margin, and is ranked fourth behind heroin, crack, and methamphetamine (crystal meth) for harm to the individual. The authors point out that the model’s weightings, though based on judgment, were analysed and found to be stable as large changes would be needed to change the overall rankings. Read article here. 

katieaaberg:

dickverdammt:

Workin on my vest. Badass #glowinthedark #goblinko #backpatch is almost on! #cutsleeves #vest #emelioestevest #pork #weirdoclub

Yeah!!! 
AT THE PORK SHOP!!! Y’KNOW!

katieaaberg:

dickverdammt:

Workin on my vest. Badass #glowinthedark #goblinko #backpatch is almost on! #cutsleeves #vest #emelioestevest #pork #weirdoclub

Yeah!!! 

AT THE PORK SHOP!!! Y’KNOW!

Tim Goodyear reads Pork.

Tim Goodyear reads Pork.

Porking the streets!

Porking the streets!

Thou shalt flyer

Thou shalt flyer

Done! New weirdo club shirt!!! #weirdoclub

Done! New weirdo club shirt!!! #weirdoclub

porkmagazine:

ENTER THE GRITTY & GRIMY WORLD OF BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! MENTAL MONSTERS FROM UNDER NEW JERSEY BRIDGES, HP LOVECRAFT LOOKIN’ WEIRD, DUNGEONS, DRAGONS, DRAWING, DRINK & TRANSFORM, CHECK OUT MY TROUSER TROLL IN PURPLE & GREEN, ONE EYED WILLY, VENERAL CYCLOPS, ETC, RAT FINK UP CLOSE & PERSONAL, LESLEY GORE IN JAPANESE, PIZZA MY FACE, PICK MY NOSE, GPK, BUKIMI KUN, FREAKING OUT, PROBLEMS IN MEXICO: LOS HEROIN, EL GLUE HUFFING, EL STREETO VIOLENCA, EL ALCOHOLISMO, THE NEW RED EYEBALL, WEIRDO #1 ROBERT CRUMB, NOSY NEIGHBOR, CHARLES MANSON’S GIRL POWERS & TRACI LORD’S GIRL POWERS. AT THE PORK SHOP!!! YOU KNOW?

porkmagazine:

ENTER THE GRITTY & GRIMY WORLD OF BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! MENTAL MONSTERS FROM UNDER NEW JERSEY BRIDGES, HP LOVECRAFT LOOKIN’ WEIRD, DUNGEONS, DRAGONS, DRAWING, DRINK & TRANSFORM, CHECK OUT MY TROUSER TROLL IN PURPLE & GREEN, ONE EYED WILLY, VENERAL CYCLOPS, ETC, RAT FINK UP CLOSE & PERSONAL, LESLEY GORE IN JAPANESE, PIZZA MY FACE, PICK MY NOSE, GPK, BUKIMI KUN, FREAKING OUT, PROBLEMS IN MEXICO: LOS HEROIN, EL GLUE HUFFING, EL STREETO VIOLENCA, EL ALCOHOLISMO, THE NEW RED EYEBALL, WEIRDO #1 ROBERT CRUMB, NOSY NEIGHBOR, CHARLES MANSON’S GIRL POWERS & TRACI LORD’S GIRL POWERS. AT THE PORK SHOP!!! YOU KNOW?

porkmagazine:

THE RAMONES LAID OUT THE RULES IN COMMANDO! FIRST RULE IS: THE LAWS OF GERMANY. SECOND RULE IS: BE NICE TO MOMMY. THIRD RULE IS: DON’T TALK TO COMMIES. FOURTH RULE IS: EAT KOSHER SALAMES. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? SERIOUSLY. THIS RADICAL EMBROIDERED PATCH IS 3” SQUARE & READY TO ROCK!!! ONLY FROM THE PORK SHOP!!! THEY DO THEIR BEST! THEY DO WHAT THE CAN!

porkmagazine:

THE RAMONES LAID OUT THE RULES IN COMMANDO! FIRST RULE IS: THE LAWS OF GERMANY. SECOND RULE IS: BE NICE TO MOMMY. THIRD RULE IS: DON’T TALK TO COMMIES. FOURTH RULE IS: EAT KOSHER SALAMES. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? SERIOUSLY. THIS RADICAL EMBROIDERED PATCH IS 3” SQUARE & READY TO ROCK!!! ONLY FROM THE PORK SHOP!!! THEY DO THEIR BEST! THEY DO WHAT THE CAN!

porkmagazine:

THERE’S SOME THINGS MAMA DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW & THAT’S WHY PORK BELIEVES IN THE “DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER” RULE!!! SERIOUSLY. THIS IS A MESSAGE PATCH. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS PATCH REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. HIGH-QUALITY EMBROIDERED PATCH. 3” CIRCLE. RADICAL. ONLY AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

THERE’S SOME THINGS MAMA DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW & THAT’S WHY PORK BELIEVES IN THE “DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER” RULE!!! SERIOUSLY. THIS IS A MESSAGE PATCH. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS PATCH REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. HIGH-QUALITY EMBROIDERED PATCH. 3” CIRCLE. RADICAL. ONLY AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

WHICH BITCH NEEDS THIS WITCH BITCH PATCH?? UP ALL NIGHT THINKING UNPLEASANT THOUGHTS. DAYS SPENT WANDERING THE CEMETERY. DRINKING MIXED DRINKS MADE OUT OF SQUID INK & BAT’S BLOOD. DRAWING DOWN THE MOON. MUMMY DUST. CAT FAMILIAR IS TALKING TO YOU. CANDLE WAX, DRIPPING ONTO LEATHER BOUND TOMES. MUSIC OPENS GATEWAYS TO OTHER WORLDS. WORDS BIND SPIRITS. CHALK SYMBOLS WARD OFF WRAITHS. WITCH BITCH! THIS IS YOU. AT THE PORK SHOP

porkmagazine:

WHICH BITCH NEEDS THIS WITCH BITCH PATCH?? UP ALL NIGHT THINKING UNPLEASANT THOUGHTS. DAYS SPENT WANDERING THE CEMETERY. DRINKING MIXED DRINKS MADE OUT OF SQUID INK & BAT’S BLOOD. DRAWING DOWN THE MOON. MUMMY DUST. CAT FAMILIAR IS TALKING TO YOU. CANDLE WAX, DRIPPING ONTO LEATHER BOUND TOMES. MUSIC OPENS GATEWAYS TO OTHER WORLDS. WORDS BIND SPIRITS. CHALK SYMBOLS WARD OFF WRAITHS. WITCH BITCH! THIS IS YOU. AT THE PORK SHOP

weirdoclub:

GRAVE DIRT. SKULLS. STARRY SKIES. WARPING IN & OUT OF DIMENSIONS. TIGHT PANTS. BLACK & WHITE. STUDS & SPIKES. SOAPY HAIR. BURNING CANDLES. GARBAGE CANS. JUNK YARDS. EYEBALLS. POWDERS. PILLS. RUDIMENTARY PENI. WEIRD WINE. TALKING ANIMALS. DEAD DOGS IN DRAINAGE DITCHES. MUTATIONS. STRIPES. DISTORTION. D-BEAT. DEATH ROCK. BONES. BLEACH. BLOOD. SMOKE. WEIRDO CLUB. 
1 EMBROIDERED WEIRDO CLUB PATCH 3” SQUARE 
1 2.25” WEIRDO CLUB BUTTONS (BLIND PULL FROM 6 DESIGNS) 
3 1.25” WEIRDO CLUB BUTTONS (BLIND PULL FROM 6 DESIGNS) 
1 WEIRDO POSTER 11”X 17” 
1 WEIRDO MINI ZINE/POSTER 
5 WEIRDO CLUB STICKERS (BLIND PULL FROM 9 DESIGNS) 
3 WEIRDO CLUB PRAYERS (O MIKUJI) (BLIND PULL FROM 5 DESIGNS)
AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

weirdoclub:

GRAVE DIRT. SKULLS. STARRY SKIES. WARPING IN & OUT OF DIMENSIONS. TIGHT PANTS. BLACK & WHITE. STUDS & SPIKES. SOAPY HAIR. BURNING CANDLES. GARBAGE CANS. JUNK YARDS. EYEBALLS. POWDERS. PILLS. RUDIMENTARY PENI. WEIRD WINE. TALKING ANIMALS. DEAD DOGS IN DRAINAGE DITCHES. MUTATIONS. STRIPES. DISTORTION. D-BEAT. DEATH ROCK. BONES. BLEACH. BLOOD. SMOKE. WEIRDO CLUB. 

1 EMBROIDERED WEIRDO CLUB PATCH 3” SQUARE 

1 2.25” WEIRDO CLUB BUTTONS (BLIND PULL FROM 6 DESIGNS) 

3 1.25” WEIRDO CLUB BUTTONS (BLIND PULL FROM 6 DESIGNS) 

1 WEIRDO POSTER 11”X 17” 

1 WEIRDO MINI ZINE/POSTER 

5 WEIRDO CLUB STICKERS (BLIND PULL FROM 9 DESIGNS) 

3 WEIRDO CLUB PRAYERS (O MIKUJI) (BLIND PULL FROM 5 DESIGNS)

AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

LADIES! WITH POLICE FORCES BEING CUT ACROSS THE COUNTRY & THE ECONOMY IN THE SHITTER, IT’S TIME TO TAKE YOUR SAFETY INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!!! THIS ADORABLE PINK COMB LOOKS LIKE JUST AN ORDINARY BARBIE-TYPE COMB UPON FIRST GLANCE BUT WHEN YOU PULL THE HANDLE OUT COMBS A DANGEROUS STAINLESS STEEL BLADE!!! KYAH! COMB & HANDLE ARE MADE OF HIGH IMPACT PLASTIC. BLADE IS 3.25” LONG & READY TO ROCK! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

LADIES! WITH POLICE FORCES BEING CUT ACROSS THE COUNTRY & THE ECONOMY IN THE SHITTER, IT’S TIME TO TAKE YOUR SAFETY INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!!! THIS ADORABLE PINK COMB LOOKS LIKE JUST AN ORDINARY BARBIE-TYPE COMB UPON FIRST GLANCE BUT WHEN YOU PULL THE HANDLE OUT COMBS A DANGEROUS STAINLESS STEEL BLADE!!! KYAH! COMB & HANDLE ARE MADE OF HIGH IMPACT PLASTIC. BLADE IS 3.25” LONG & READY TO ROCK! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

djldgaf:

We came for the beer. (black, purple/green, red ghost print) (credit: #porkmagazine #edroth @seanaaberg) #weirdcult #weirdoart #weirdoartimade #etching #intaglio

MAKES ME PROUD!!! I ALSO SHOULD DRAW THE ROCK&ROLL CREEPAZOID AGAIN.

djldgaf:

We came for the beer. (black, purple/green, red ghost print) (credit: #porkmagazine #edroth @seanaaberg) #weirdcult #weirdoart #weirdoartimade #etching #intaglio

MAKES ME PROUD!!! I ALSO SHOULD DRAW THE ROCK&ROLL CREEPAZOID AGAIN.