PORK MAGAZINE

THE BEST BUTTONS BY BLITZKRIEG. EXPLODING ONTO YOU SINCE 2001. AT THE PORK SHOP.

WHAT AM I DOIN’ AT THIS PARTY? WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE CLOWNS? GODDAMN. THERE’S NO HOT CHICKS HERE EVEN. OH NO, IT’S THAT DUDE. HOPE HIS FRIENDS AREN’T HERE, COULD GET UGLY. WHERE THE HELL IS THE BEER? OH NO, PUNK ROCK KARAOKE BUT THEY’RE SINGING KOKOMO? FUCK. I THOUGHT THIS DUDE WAS DEAD! THIS HOUSE IS SO BORING. WHERE’S THE BEER? EVERYONE’S IN THE KITCHEN, MUST MEAN THE BEER IS NEARBY. EXCUSE ME, I’M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER. CHALKY WHITE ON MIDNIGHT BLACK. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

1.25” BUTTONS!!! SAY IT DON’T SPRAY IT!!! NON-WIMPY SIZE 1.25” BUTTONS. LOTSA DESIGNS. YOUR CHOICE. MADE IN THE USA BY BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS. GOOFY PHRASES WITH MORBID ART BUTTONS ARE BOOTLEGS OF THE UGLY BUTTONS BY TOPPS FROM 1967. ENTER THE GRITTY & GRIMY WORLD OF BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! MENTAL MONSTERS FROM UNDER NEW JERSEY BRIDGES! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

FREAK OUT WHILE COLORING IN THESE SEAN AABERG COLORING BOOKS. 16 PAGES OF ANAL RETENTIVE LINE WORK, THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS SQUARES. LOSE YOURSELF IN A WORLD OF SPAGHETTI, MEATBALLS & CHICKEN FAT. SEAN AABERG COLORING BOOKS!!! MIND BENDING FREAK OUTS OF GROSS MONSTERS, WEIRDOS & CREEPS FOR YOU TO COLOR. 8.5”x5.5” 16 pages. GITTUM WHILE THEY’S HOT. THREE TO COLLECT. MORE ON THEIR WAY. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

AT THE PORK SHOP.

ENTER THE GRITTY & GRIMY WORLD OF BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! MENTAL MONSTERS FROM UNDER NEW JERSEY BRIDGES, HP LOVECRAFT LOOKIN’ WEIRD, DUNGEONS, DRAGONS, DRAWING, DRINK & TRANSFORM, CHECK OUT MY TROUSER TROLL IN PURPLE & GREEN, ONE EYED WILLY, VENERAL CYCLOPS, ETC, RAT FINK UP CLOSE & PERSONAL, LESLEY GORE IN JAPANESE, PIZZA MY FACE, PICK MY NOSE, GPK, BUKIMI KUN, FREAKING OUT, PROBLEMS IN MEXICO: LOS HEROIN, EL GLUE HUFFING, EL STREETO VIOLENCA, EL ALCOHOLISMO, THE NEW RED EYEBALL, WEIRDO #1 ROBERT CRUMB, NOSY NEIGHBOR, CHARLES MANSON’S GIRL POWERS & TRACI LORD’S GIRL POWERS. AT THE PORK SHOP!!! YOU KNOW?

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THIS YEAR, GIVE YOUR SWEET-HEART VD FOR VD!!! YES, GONORRHEA, CRABS & HERPES ARE JUST ITCHIN’ & OOZIN’, WRITHIN’ & SLIDIN’ TO GET CLOSE TO YOU ON THE DAY OF LOVE. THREE, TWO COLOR, 3.65” X 6” SCREEN PRINTS ON ACID FREE CARD LIMITED TO A RUN OF 150. LOVABLE WEIRDO ART BY WEIRDO WARLORD SEAN AABERG. CATCH SOME TODAY, AT THE PORK SHOP!!! (AVAILABLE AS AN UNCUT SHEET OF ALL THREE DESIGNS ALSO, JUST NOTE IT WITH YOUR ORDER)

NEW!!! MONSTROUS UGLIES!!! 1.25” BUTTONS. 24 FREAKISH FIENDS & PERVERTED DIVERSIONS SQUEEZED FROM THE MOLDY MINDS OF BASIL WOLVERTON & WALLY WOOD. FROM THE 1965 TOPPS UGLY STICKERS SERIES WHICH WERE USED TO CREATE THE RUBBER UGLIES TOYS. AT THE PORK SHOP. DUH. BY BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS.