RAISED ON CABLE TV, MICROWAVE BURRITOS & COAST TO COAST, MK MAUS RIDES HIS SKATEBOARD THROUGH TOWN LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. HATED BY ALL THE SQUARES, HERO TO THE KOOL KIDS, MK MAUS IS GRINDING HIS WAY THROUGH AMERICA’S BACK-DOOR, WITHOUT LUBE. AT THE PORK SHOP.

RAISED ON CABLE TV, MICROWAVE BURRITOS & COAST TO COAST, MK MAUS RIDES HIS SKATEBOARD THROUGH TOWN LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. HATED BY ALL THE SQUARES, HERO TO THE KOOL KIDS, MK MAUS IS GRINDING HIS WAY THROUGH AMERICA’S BACK-DOOR, WITHOUT LUBE. AT THE PORK SHOP.

I’M A MESS!!! IT’S OVER!!! ONE BANANA SHORT OF A BUNCH!!! SCREW MY LID ON TIGHT & CALL ME PEANUT BUTTER COS I’M GOING NUTS!!! I’M FRUIT LOOPS ON A PLANET OF CHEERIOS!!! I’M HIDING IN A GARBAGE CAN JUST WAITING!!! JUST WAITING!!! (HEAVY BREATHING) AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

I’M A MESS!!! IT’S OVER!!! ONE BANANA SHORT OF A BUNCH!!! SCREW MY LID ON TIGHT & CALL ME PEANUT BUTTER COS I’M GOING NUTS!!! I’M FRUIT LOOPS ON A PLANET OF CHEERIOS!!! I’M HIDING IN A GARBAGE CAN JUST WAITING!!! JUST WAITING!!! (HEAVY BREATHING) AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. 
ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. 

ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. 
ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. 

ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

vampirestatebuilding:

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LADIES! WITH POLICE FORCES BEING CUT ACROSS THE COUNTRY & THE ECONOMY IN THE SHITTER, IT’S TIME TO TAKE YOUR SAFETY INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!!! THIS ADORABLE PINK COMB LOOKS LIKE JUST AN ORDINARY BARBIE-TYPE COMB UPON FIRST GLANCE BUT WHEN YOU PULL THE HANDLE OUT COMBS A DANGEROUS STAINLESS STEEL BLADE!!! KYAH! COMB & HANDLE ARE MADE OF HIGH IMPACT PLASTIC. BLADE IS 3.25” LONG & READY TO ROCK! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

***also good for scraping res.

WHOAH! OUR FIRST BATCH SOLD OUT IN LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES. WE RESTOCKED SO YOU CAN GO AHEAD & GET YOURSELF A RADICAL HAIR HOPPER COMB KNIFE!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

vampirestatebuilding:

porkmagazine:

LADIES! WITH POLICE FORCES BEING CUT ACROSS THE COUNTRY & THE ECONOMY IN THE SHITTER, IT’S TIME TO TAKE YOUR SAFETY INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!!! THIS ADORABLE PINK COMB LOOKS LIKE JUST AN ORDINARY BARBIE-TYPE COMB UPON FIRST GLANCE BUT WHEN YOU PULL THE HANDLE OUT COMBS A DANGEROUS STAINLESS STEEL BLADE!!! KYAH! COMB & HANDLE ARE MADE OF HIGH IMPACT PLASTIC. BLADE IS 3.25” LONG & READY TO ROCK! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

***also good for scraping res.

WHOAH! OUR FIRST BATCH SOLD OUT IN LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES. WE RESTOCKED SO YOU CAN GO AHEAD & GET YOURSELF A RADICAL HAIR HOPPER COMB KNIFE!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

THERE’S SOME THINGS MAMA DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW & THAT’S WHY PORK BELIEVES IN THE “DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER” RULE!!! SERIOUSLY. THIS IS A MESSAGE PATCH. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS PATCH REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. HIGH-QUALITY EMBROIDERED PATCH. 3” CIRCLE. RADICAL. ONLY AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

THERE’S SOME THINGS MAMA DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW & THAT’S WHY PORK BELIEVES IN THE “DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER” RULE!!! SERIOUSLY. THIS IS A MESSAGE PATCH. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS PATCH REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. HIGH-QUALITY EMBROIDERED PATCH. 3” CIRCLE. RADICAL. ONLY AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

vampirestatebuilding:

porkmagazine:

LADIES! WITH POLICE FORCES BEING CUT ACROSS THE COUNTRY & THE ECONOMY IN THE SHITTER, IT’S TIME TO TAKE YOUR SAFETY INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!!! THIS ADORABLE PINK COMB LOOKS LIKE JUST AN ORDINARY BARBIE-TYPE COMB UPON FIRST GLANCE BUT WHEN YOU PULL THE HANDLE OUT COMBS A DANGEROUS STAINLESS STEEL BLADE!!! KYAH! COMB & HANDLE ARE MADE OF HIGH IMPACT PLASTIC. BLADE IS 3.25” LONG & READY TO ROCK! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

***also good for scraping res.

WHOAH! OUR FIRST BATCH SOLD OUT IN LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES. WE RESTOCKED SO YOU CAN GO AHEAD & GET YOURSELF A RADICAL HAIR HOPPER COMB KNIFE!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

vampirestatebuilding:

porkmagazine:

LADIES! WITH POLICE FORCES BEING CUT ACROSS THE COUNTRY & THE ECONOMY IN THE SHITTER, IT’S TIME TO TAKE YOUR SAFETY INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!!! THIS ADORABLE PINK COMB LOOKS LIKE JUST AN ORDINARY BARBIE-TYPE COMB UPON FIRST GLANCE BUT WHEN YOU PULL THE HANDLE OUT COMBS A DANGEROUS STAINLESS STEEL BLADE!!! KYAH! COMB & HANDLE ARE MADE OF HIGH IMPACT PLASTIC. BLADE IS 3.25” LONG & READY TO ROCK! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

***also good for scraping res.

WHOAH! OUR FIRST BATCH SOLD OUT IN LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES. WE RESTOCKED SO YOU CAN GO AHEAD & GET YOURSELF A RADICAL HAIR HOPPER COMB KNIFE!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

The Naked Heroes - Pickin’ Up A Dime 

GREAT

IT’S TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT YOU’RE MADE OF!!! PIZZA!!! YOU’RE A CUT ABOVE THE REST, YOU’RE A CHEESIER SLICE, YOUR PEPPERONI EYES ARE REDDER & WETTER. YOU’RE A STREET PIZZA, RUNNING WILD IN THE SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT. YOU’RE A WILD CHILD, SLICING INTO THE PIE OF LIFE. YOU’RE A PIZZA KNIFE!!! 3” EMBROIDERED ROUND PATCH!!! ONLY AT THE PORK SHOP!!! 

IT’S TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT YOU’RE MADE OF!!! PIZZA!!! YOU’RE A CUT ABOVE THE REST, YOU’RE A CHEESIER SLICE, YOUR PEPPERONI EYES ARE REDDER & WETTER. YOU’RE A STREET PIZZA, RUNNING WILD IN THE SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT. YOU’RE A WILD CHILD, SLICING INTO THE PIE OF LIFE. YOU’RE A PIZZA KNIFE!!! 3” EMBROIDERED ROUND PATCH!!! ONLY AT THE PORK SHOP!!! 

"DON’T TELL YOURT MOTHER" T-SHIRT. THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. GITTUM GITTUM. SAVE YOUR PENNIES. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER.

"DON’T TELL YOURT MOTHER" T-SHIRT. THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. GITTUM GITTUM. SAVE YOUR PENNIES. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER.

JUGHEAD’S DIPSY DOODLE (by SEAN AABERG)
I LIKE THIS COMIC ON A LOT OF LEVELS, BUT MY FAVORITE LEVEL IS THE ONE WHERE IT MAKES NO SENSE. WHY IS IT NOT COLORED? IS HE HALLUCINATING? 

JUGHEAD’S DIPSY DOODLE (by SEAN AABERG)

I LIKE THIS COMIC ON A LOT OF LEVELS, BUT MY FAVORITE LEVEL IS THE ONE WHERE IT MAKES NO SENSE. WHY IS IT NOT COLORED? IS HE HALLUCINATING? 

1986. Bill the Cat & Garfield on a rampage. (by SEAN AABERG)
THIS IS THE FIRST SERIOUS PAINTING ME & MY FRIEND & PORK CONTRIBUTOR ERIK DEN BREEJEN DID. BILL THE CAT & GARFIELD HAVE STOLEN A POLICE CAR (RED FOR SOME REASON) & ARE JOY-RIDING AROUND RUNNING OVER HIPPIES. WE WERE 10.

1986. Bill the Cat & Garfield on a rampage. (by SEAN AABERG)

THIS IS THE FIRST SERIOUS PAINTING ME & MY FRIEND & PORK CONTRIBUTOR ERIK DEN BREEJEN DID. BILL THE CAT & GARFIELD HAVE STOLEN A POLICE CAR (RED FOR SOME REASON) & ARE JOY-RIDING AROUND RUNNING OVER HIPPIES. WE WERE 10.