HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEY RAMONE.
THEY GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR ROCK&ROLL & FOR THIS WE SALUTE THEM!!! NOW IN SMALLER, MORE DISCREET 1.25” SIZE & SOME OF OUR OTHER POPULAR 2.25” BUTTONS NOW AVAILABLE IN 1.25” SIZE. GET DOWN & GET WITH IT! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
THEY’RE FORMING IN A STRAIGHT LINE. BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS. SCALPED! THE SWEET! NIKKI CORVETTE, PEG BUNDY, ELVIRA PINBALL, LAMF, HEARTBREAKERS, THE DICTATORS, THE WHO, PINBALL WIZARD, LET’S NOT BE L7, SUICIDE, CRAZY PAINTERS, AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
GOD, I FORGOT THE RULES! DON’T TALK TO COMMIES. DON’T TALK TO COMMIES. DON’T TALK TO COMMIES. I GOTTA GET THIS TATTOO’D ON ME. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS A MENTAL ILLNESS & A SOCIAL DISEASE. GET YOUR RAMONES’ RULES PATCH AT THE PORK SHOP.
ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK&ROLL HIGHSCHOO. I DON’T CARE ABOUT HISTORY. COS THAT’S NOT WHERE I WANNA BE!!! HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THE RAMONES? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS. WELL, THAT’S 24 WAYS RIGHT HERE. 24 NEW 1.25” BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS (EVEN OUR DAMN BUTTON COMPANY IS RAMONES INFLUENCED). YOURS. AT THE PORK SHOP.
ENTER THE GRITTY & GRIMY WORLD OF BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! MENTAL MONSTERS FROM UNDER NEW JERSEY BRIDGES, HP LOVECRAFT LOOKIN’ WEIRD, DUNGEONS, DRAGONS, DRAWING, DRINK & TRANSFORM, CHECK OUT MY TROUSER TROLL IN PURPLE & GREEN, ONE EYED WILLY, VENERAL CYCLOPS, ETC, RAT FINK UP CLOSE & PERSONAL, LESLEY GORE IN JAPANESE, PIZZA MY FACE, PICK MY NOSE, GPK, BUKIMI KUN, FREAKING OUT, PROBLEMS IN MEXICO: LOS HEROIN, EL GLUE HUFFING, EL STREETO VIOLENCA, EL ALCOHOLISMO, THE NEW RED EYEBALL, WEIRDO #1 ROBERT CRUMB, NOSY NEIGHBOR, CHARLES MANSON’S GIRL POWERS & TRACI LORD’S GIRL POWERS. AT THE PORK SHOP!!! YOU KNOW?
THE RAMONES LAID OUT THE RULES IN COMMANDO! FIRST RULE IS: THE LAWS OF GERMANY. SECOND RULE IS: BE NICE TO MOMMY. THIRD RULE IS: DON’T TALK TO COMMIES. FOURTH RULE IS: EAT KOSHER SALAMES. WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? SERIOUSLY. THIS RADICAL EMBROIDERED PATCH IS 3” SQUARE & READY TO ROCK!!! ONLY FROM THE PORK SHOP!!! THEY DO THEIR BEST! THEY DO WHAT THE CAN!
WHICH BITCH NEEDS THIS WITCH BITCH PATCH?? UP ALL NIGHT THINKING UNPLEASANT THOUGHTS. DAYS SPENT WANDERING THE CEMETERY. DRINKING MIXED DRINKS MADE OUT OF SQUID INK & BAT’S BLOOD. DRAWING DOWN THE MOON. MUMMY DUST. CAT FAMILIAR IS TALKING TO YOU. CANDLE WAX, DRIPPING ONTO LEATHER BOUND TOMES. MUSIC OPENS GATEWAYS TO OTHER WORLDS. WORDS BIND SPIRITS. CHALK SYMBOLS WARD OFF WRAITHS. WITCH BITCH! THIS IS YOU. AT THE PORK SHOP
GRAVE DIRT. SKULLS. STARRY SKIES. WARPING IN & OUT OF DIMENSIONS. TIGHT PANTS. BLACK & WHITE. STUDS & SPIKES. SOAPY HAIR. BURNING CANDLES. GARBAGE CANS. JUNK YARDS. EYEBALLS. POWDERS. PILLS. RUDIMENTARY PENI. WEIRD WINE. TALKING ANIMALS. DEAD DOGS IN DRAINAGE DITCHES. MUTATIONS. STRIPES. DISTORTION. D-BEAT. DEATH ROCK. BONES. BLEACH. BLOOD. SMOKE. WEIRDO CLUB.
1 EMBROIDERED WEIRDO CLUB PATCH 3” SQUARE
1 2.25” WEIRDO CLUB BUTTONS (BLIND PULL FROM 6 DESIGNS)
3 1.25” WEIRDO CLUB BUTTONS (BLIND PULL FROM 6 DESIGNS)
1 WEIRDO POSTER 11”X 17”
1 WEIRDO MINI ZINE/POSTER
5 WEIRDO CLUB STICKERS (BLIND PULL FROM 9 DESIGNS)
3 WEIRDO CLUB PRAYERS (O MIKUJI) (BLIND PULL FROM 5 DESIGNS)
