Motorhead-Iron Fist
GROWING UP I THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS GONNA BE TOAST FROM NUCLEAR WAR OR A GIANT EARTHQUAKE OR RISING SEAS SO ALL THIS LITTLE SHIT DOESN’T BUG ME MAN. IN SOME WAYS IT’S A LITTLE COMFORTING THAT THE WAR IS COMING HOME. I FEEL ILL THAT AMERICA IS IN A SAFETY BUBBLE ALL THE TIME & SO MANY AMERICANS ARE SUCH FUCKING WIMPS. IT’S DISGUSTING.
THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13.
ORANGE ON BLACK T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
WHAT’S THAT? THE ORIGINAL PORK ARMY BACK PATCH IS SOLD OUT!!! THE NEW BACK PATCH HAS ARRIVED!!! IN PATRIOTIC RED & BLUE WITH GLORIOUS STAR MOTIF, YOU CAN USHER IN THE NEXT WAVE OF THE PORK ARMY BUT THERE ARE STILL A SMALL NUMBER OF SLOTS LEFT FOR THE FIRST HUNDRED!!! WOW!!! WOW!!! PORK ARMY REBLOG & BUILD OUR RANKS!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
