MOTHERS! LOCK UP YOUR SONS! THE GIRL GANG IS COMING! OUTLAW GIRLS ON A RAMPAGE! GIRL GANG! JUVENILE DELINQUENTS! GIRL GANG! IS THAT LIPSTICK OR BLOOD? GIRL GANG! LUST CATS OF THE GUTTERS! GIRL GANG! TRASHY PUSSIES ON THE WAR PATH! GIRL GANG! SO EASY TO LOVE! SO HARD TO KILL! GIRL GANG! MINI SKIRTS! BIG HAIR! GIRL GANG! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
LADIES! WITH POLICE FORCES BEING CUT ACROSS THE COUNTRY & THE ECONOMY IN THE SHITTER, IT’S TIME TO TAKE YOUR SAFETY INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!!! THIS ADORABLE PINK COMB LOOKS LIKE JUST AN ORDINARY BARBIE-TYPE COMB UPON FIRST GLANCE BUT WHEN YOU PULL THE HANDLE OUT COMBS A DANGEROUS STAINLESS STEEL BLADE!!! KYAH! COMB & HANDLE ARE MADE OF HIGH IMPACT PLASTIC. BLADE IS 3.25” LONG & READY TO ROCK! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
LADIES! WITH POLICE FORCES BEING CUT ACROSS THE COUNTRY & THE ECONOMY IN THE SHITTER, IT’S TIME TO TAKE YOUR SAFETY INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!!! THIS ADORABLE PINK COMB LOOKS LIKE JUST AN ORDINARY BARBIE-TYPE COMB UPON FIRST GLANCE BUT WHEN YOU PULL THE HANDLE OUT COMBS A DANGEROUS STAINLESS STEEL BLADE!!! KYAH! COMB & HANDLE ARE MADE OF HIGH IMPACT PLASTIC. BLADE IS 3.25” LONG & READY TO ROCK! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
***also good for scraping res.
WHOAH! OUR FIRST BATCH SOLD OUT IN LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES. WE RESTOCKED SO YOU CAN GO AHEAD & GET YOURSELF A RADICAL HAIR HOPPER COMB KNIFE!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
LADIES! WITH POLICE FORCES BEING CUT ACROSS THE COUNTRY & THE ECONOMY IN THE SHITTER, IT’S TIME TO TAKE YOUR SAFETY INTO YOUR OWN HANDS!!! THIS ADORABLE PINK COMB LOOKS LIKE JUST AN ORDINARY BARBIE-TYPE COMB UPON FIRST GLANCE BUT WHEN YOU PULL THE HANDLE OUT COMBS A DANGEROUS STAINLESS STEEL BLADE!!! KYAH! COMB & HANDLE ARE MADE OF HIGH IMPACT PLASTIC. BLADE IS 3.25” LONG & READY TO ROCK! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
WHEN YOU ARE A WEIRDO CLUB. WHEN THE DUST HAS SETTLED. YOU’RE BORN AGAIN. MAYBE AS A WEIRDO CLUB. MAYBE THEN YOU’LL SEE. THAT YOUR REALITY. WAS SQUASHED INTO BANALITY. SQUASHED INTO BANALITY. SQUASHED INTO BANALITY. WHEN YOU ARE A WEIRDO CLUB. NEW. WEIRDO CLUB T-SHIRT. ONLY AT THE PORK SHOP.
48 NEW TRASHY TOTEMS TO ADORN YOUR RIPPED & TORN!!! THE KRAZY KARTOON OF PORK IS REVEALED. VULTURES HANG OUT IN THE GRAVEYARD SMOKING WEED. TEENAGERS STAB SLICES OF PIZZA TO INTIMIDATE NERDS. SWAMP MONSTERS ON THE SCENE. LEATHER. SNAKES. SKULLS. WEED. BUBBLEGUM. NIGHT TRAIN. WEAR IT. BE IT. SEE IT. FUCK IT. SUCK IT. SMOKE IT. BUY IT!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
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SO, I’M SURE YOU’VE ALL HEARD ABOUT HOW RACIST PORK MAGAZINE IS RIGHT? BUT HOW COME NO ONE EVER CRIES ABOUT THE CHILDREN? UNDERAGE SMOKING? HANGING OUT ALL THE TIME WITH WILD & CRAZY MODELS & ARTISTS & LUNATICS? RUNNING RAMPANT AT CAR SHOWS? WHAT’S NEXT? JUDGING NUDE OIL WRESTLING? NEXT WEEK. GET YOUR OWN CARDS HERE. AT THE PORK SHOP.
going to burger king in our fav tee shirts from PORK. the couple that porks together, stays together…
also making my heart melt/hurt.
LOOK AT THESE GODDAMN PORKERS. CHECK OUT BONESIE IN HIS LIMITED EDITION I’M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER T-SHIRT! LOOKAT PUSSYBOW THE WEENIE QUEEN! LOOKATDAT.
we had a really great party yesterday.
american swimsuits: ALLIHALLA
best house decorations: Dollar Tree
some stupid jerks stole the big flag off the front of our house. i’m pretty bummed.
THIS HAPPENED AT THE PORK HOUSE AS WELL. LOCAL ACTIVISTS STOLE NOT ONE, BUT TWO AMERICAN FLAGS FROM OUR HOUSE. THESE ACTIVISTS LOVE STEALING THINGS, SHOWS YOU WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE THEY ARE.
