Man, this photo rules! Bettie Page by Arthur Fellig “weegie”
PORK IS BORN FROM THE FUNKY SWAMPS OF OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA. I USED TO BUMP ALL OF THESE GUYS ON MY FAMOUS OAKLAND BOOM-B0X WHILE RIDING FROM MY JOB AT THE OAKLAND PUBLIC LIBRARY TO OUR APARTMENT IN WEST OAKLAND. THE MUSIC WOULD ECHO THROUGHOUT THE LONELY GHETTO & THE SPIRITS OF GENERATIONS PAST WOULD TICKLE ME. FREE YOUR MIND & YOUR ASS WILL FOLLOW. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
They (The Shangri-las) just write the most depressing songs ever like ‘I can never go home anymore’. When me and my boyfriend finished I used to listen to that song on repeat. I listened to it for two weeks, sit on my kitchen floor with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Drinking Jack Daniels, past out, wake up and do it again.
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SO, I’M SURE YOU’VE ALL HEARD ABOUT HOW RACIST PORK MAGAZINE IS RIGHT? BUT HOW COME NO ONE EVER CRIES ABOUT THE CHILDREN? UNDERAGE SMOKING? HANGING OUT ALL THE TIME WITH WILD & CRAZY MODELS & ARTISTS & LUNATICS? RUNNING RAMPANT AT CAR SHOWS? WHAT’S NEXT? JUDGING NUDE OIL WRESTLING? NEXT WEEK. GET YOUR OWN CARDS HERE. AT THE PORK SHOP.
going to burger king in our fav tee shirts from PORK. the couple that porks together, stays together…
also making my heart melt/hurt.
LOOK AT THESE GODDAMN PORKERS. CHECK OUT BONESIE IN HIS LIMITED EDITION I’M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER T-SHIRT! LOOKAT PUSSYBOW THE WEENIE QUEEN! LOOKATDAT.
we had a really great party yesterday.
american swimsuits: ALLIHALLA
best house decorations: Dollar Tree
some stupid jerks stole the big flag off the front of our house. i’m pretty bummed.
THIS HAPPENED AT THE PORK HOUSE AS WELL. LOCAL ACTIVISTS STOLE NOT ONE, BUT TWO AMERICAN FLAGS FROM OUR HOUSE. THESE ACTIVISTS LOVE STEALING THINGS, SHOWS YOU WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE THEY ARE.
HEY. LOOK AT THAT. THE PORK ARMY JUST GROWS & GROWS!!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT, ANYONE CAN JOIN THE PORK ARMY. ANYONE. YOU COULD BE A CRAWDAD, A HOE-DAD, A SINGLE DAD, A DADDY LONG LEGS, A MACK DADDY, A DADDY MACK, A MACKDONALDS OR A MCDONALDS & IT’S COOL WITH ME. I’LL SLAP YOU FIVE, BOOTY BUMP YOU, TAKE A SWIG OFF OF YOUR BEER & GIVE YOU SOME OF MY FIREWORKS BECAUSE I LIKE PEOPLE. PORK ARMY!!! PORK ARMY!!! JOIN UP HERE.
STAND BY YOUR HAM.
FOR THE RECORD… we, THE NO TOMORROW BOYS, fully support PORK MAGAZINE and their assault on the uptight honkeys who do their damnedest to tell us what we can and cannot read, enjoy, laugh at, or be interested in. For all of us who have to stomach the rampant political correctness, PORK is a celebration of enjoying what you wanna enjoy without having to get an earful of bullshit. So dig PORK MAGAZINE, freak out the squares, and don’t let anyone push you around or tell you who you are supposed to be! -DD
THE NO TOMORROW BOYS ARE ONE OF THE BEST BANDS AROUND RIGHT NOW. PERIOD. CHECK THEM OUT.
I would just like to say that I started following your work after I had read something about it being racist/offensive and had done my own 2 minutes of research and realized you guys not only is your work and magazine not racist BUT IT IS FUCKING AWSOME. KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT PORK!
HEY THANKS. I APPRECIATE THAT.
