ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK&ROLL HIGHSCHOO. I DON’T CARE ABOUT HISTORY. COS THAT’S NOT WHERE I WANNA BE!!! HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THE RAMONES? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS. WELL, THAT’S 24 WAYS RIGHT HERE. 24 NEW 1.25” BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS (EVEN OUR DAMN BUTTON COMPANY IS RAMONES INFLUENCED). YOURS. AT THE PORK SHOP.
THE PORK LIFESTYLE IS REVEALED IN EACH BUTTON WE PRODUCE. A WORLD OF DENIM, LEATHER, STEEL, FIRE & BURGERS. ALL EYES ARE BLOODSHOT. MONSTERS WALK THE STREETS & WE ARE THEM. DOWN WITH EVERYTHING! WIN THE UGLINESS CONTEST. DISCOVER THE TRUE MEANING OF MICKEY MOUSE AS THE PEPPERONI SPEAKS TO YOU. AT THE PORK SHOP.
ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK&ROLL HIGHSCHOO. I DON’T CARE ABOUT HISTORY. COS THAT’S NOT WHERE I WANNA BE!!! HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THE RAMONES? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS. WELL, THAT’S 24 WAYS RIGHT HERE. 24 NEW 1.25” BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS (EVEN OUR DAMN BUTTON COMPANY IS RAMONES INFLUENCED). YOURS. AT THE PORK SHOP.
ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK&ROLL HIGHSCHOO. I DON’T CARE ABOUT HISTORY. COS THAT’S NOT WHERE I WANNA BE!!! HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THE RAMONES? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS. WELL, THAT’S 24 WAYS RIGHT HERE. 24 NEW 1.25” BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS (EVEN OUR DAMN BUTTON COMPANY IS RAMONES INFLUENCED). YOURS. AT THE PORK SHOP.
THEY GAVE THEIR SOULS TO ROCK&ROLL!!! JOE STRUMMER OF THE CLASH, STIV BATORS OF THE DEAD BOYS & THE LORDS OF THE NEW CHURCH, DARBY CRASH OF THE GERMS, DEE DEE RAMONE, JOEY RAMONE, JOHNNY RAMONE, THE RAMONES! WENDY O WILLIAMS OF THE PLASMATICS, AMY WINEHOUSE, JANIS JOPLIN OF BIG BROTHER & THE HOLDING COMPANY, PHIL LYNOTT OF THIN LIZZY, LUX INTERIOR OF THE CRAMPS, SID VICIOUS EATING A HOT DOG. HONOR THE DEAD AT THE PORK SHOP!!! THEY MAY BE DEAD BUT ROCK&ROLL LIVES FOREVER!!!
YOU BE LIKE, “MOMMY, CAN I GO OUT & KILL TONIGHT?” & PUT ON THAT PIZZA PARTY BUTTON. BUT I GOT THE CRAMPS & I’M FEELIN’ LIKE A REAL FRANKENSTEIN. THESE LIGHTS IS BUGGIN’ ME. IF ONLY IT WAS SUMMER TIME & I COULD BE A SURFIN’ BIRD, BUT IT’S GLOOMY OUTSIDE & I GOTTA BE AN ART FAG. IT’S A MONDO TRASHO WORLD & I’M JUST A KOOL-AID MANSON CRASHING YOUR PARTY LIKE A PARTY MONSTER. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
WHOOPS!!! THESE GUYS DISAPPEARED FROM THE SHOP AFTER I STARTED CLEANING IT UP. YOU CAN GET YOUR ART FAG BUTTONS HERE!!! GITTUM GITTUM.
INTRODUCING AMERICA’S FAVORITE BAND, THE UNCOMFORTABLES. FEATURING, ROOTY TOOT ON GUITAR & STRING BEAN STEIN ON MOUTH. ALSO MAYBE TO THE RIGHT, “EYES” BURGERMEIER ON BASS.
