Tyrant - Judas Priest
MY GREAT NEW BAND IDEA IS “GAYLORD”, A CONCEPTUAL COVER BAND OF JUDAS PRIEST THAT TAKES THE LEATHER-DADDY & HOMO-EROTIC ELEMENT OF JUDAS PRIEST REALLY FAR. LOOKING FOR MEMBERS.

JOIN THE PORK ARMY - NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!

Joan Jett - I Hate Myself For Loving You

Lita Ford - Out for blood

SHOW YOU’RE DOWN WITH THE ONLY MAGAZINE WORTH READING!!! OUR SUPER-TOUGH ENAMEL PORK FACE CLOISONNE PIN IS READY TO ROCK! 1.25” OF BATTLE-TESTED METAL WITH PINK, RED & WHITE ENAMEL FILL FOR YOUR DENIM OR LEATHER. EMBOLDENED WITH RISING SUN BANZAI ACTION, PENCIL-NECKS & THEIR SERVANTS WILL STOP IN THEIR TRACKS AT THE SIGHT OF THE SIGN OF PORK. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

SHOW YOU’RE DOWN WITH THE ONLY MAGAZINE WORTH READING!!! OUR SUPER-TOUGH ENAMEL PORK FACE CLOISONNE PIN IS READY TO ROCK! 1.25” OF BATTLE-TESTED METAL WITH PINK, RED & WHITE ENAMEL FILL FOR YOUR DENIM OR LEATHER. EMBOLDENED WITH RISING SUN BANZAI ACTION, PENCIL-NECKS & THEIR SERVANTS WILL STOP IN THEIR TRACKS AT THE SIGHT OF THE SIGN OF PORK. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

IN THE DARK FUTURE OF 2014 WE MUST FACE ALL COMERS WITH LEATHER, SPIKES & CHAINSAWS. OUR VOLUME MUST BE TURNED UP ALL THE WAY. WE MUST WARN OUR ENEMIES OF THEIR IMMINENT DEATH, BECAUSE THEIR GOALS ARE ANTITHETICAL TO OUR WAY OF LIFE, DIS MEANS WAR, SO LISTEN UP, WE WILL SURVIVE THIS NUCLEAR NIGHTMARE, ENTER THE DREAMLANDS & WIN THIS CLASS WAR.  AT THE PORK SHOP.

IN THE DARK FUTURE OF 2014 WE MUST FACE ALL COMERS WITH LEATHER, SPIKES & CHAINSAWS. OUR VOLUME MUST BE TURNED UP ALL THE WAY. WE MUST WARN OUR ENEMIES OF THEIR IMMINENT DEATH, BECAUSE THEIR GOALS ARE ANTITHETICAL TO OUR WAY OF LIFE, DIS MEANS WAR, SO LISTEN UP, WE WILL SURVIVE THIS NUCLEAR NIGHTMARE, ENTER THE DREAMLANDS & WIN THIS CLASS WAR.  AT THE PORK SHOP.

RAISED ON CABLE TV, MICROWAVE BURRITOS & COAST TO COAST, MK MAUS RIDES HIS SKATEBOARD THROUGH TOWN LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. HATED BY ALL THE SQUARES, HERO TO THE KOOL KIDS, MK MAUS IS GRINDING HIS WAY THROUGH AMERICA’S BACK-DOOR, WITHOUT LUBE. AT THE PORK SHOP.

RAISED ON CABLE TV, MICROWAVE BURRITOS & COAST TO COAST, MK MAUS RIDES HIS SKATEBOARD THROUGH TOWN LOOKING FOR TROUBLE. HATED BY ALL THE SQUARES, HERO TO THE KOOL KIDS, MK MAUS IS GRINDING HIS WAY THROUGH AMERICA’S BACK-DOOR, WITHOUT LUBE. AT THE PORK SHOP.

BIG BRUTAL NOISY RAW PUNK BUTTONS FOR THE PUNKS. 3.5” OF EAR DESTROYING FEEDBACK & CRASHING CYMBALS. CIDER-FUELED DISTORTION AGAINST MUSIC. YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP.

BIG BRUTAL NOISY RAW PUNK BUTTONS FOR THE PUNKS. 3.5” OF EAR DESTROYING FEEDBACK & CRASHING CYMBALS. CIDER-FUELED DISTORTION AGAINST MUSIC. YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP.

ALIEN ABDUCTION, METAL PUNK WARRIORS, STREET VIOLENCE, DARK MEDIEVAL TIMES, BAD ATTITUDES, NUCLEAR JAPAN, URBAN CAMOUFLAGE, MAYHEM, ANARCHY & TERROR. BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS ARE SIGNS OF DARK TIMES. AT THE PORK SHOP.

ALIEN ABDUCTION, METAL PUNK WARRIORS, STREET VIOLENCE, DARK MEDIEVAL TIMES, BAD ATTITUDES, NUCLEAR JAPAN, URBAN CAMOUFLAGE, MAYHEM, ANARCHY & TERROR. BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS ARE SIGNS OF DARK TIMES. AT THE PORK SHOP.

Manowar “Gloves of metal”
WE WEAR LEATHER. WE WEAR SPIKES. WE RULE THE NIIIIIIGHT!!!

Saxon - Denim And Leather
DENIM & LEATHER BROUGHT US ALL TOGETHER, IT WAS YOU THAT SET THE SPIRIT FREE!!!

Wrathchild - Stakk Attakk
BANDS ARE ALREADY STARTING TO DRESS THIS WAY. IT’S TIME FOR THE KIDS TO FOLLOW. WE DON’T LIVE IN SUBTLE TIMES.

GBH - Slit Your Own Throat

The Exploited — Dead Cities (Studio, TOTP)
I NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS. I USED THE LYRICS OF DEAD CITIES AS INSPIRATION FOR MY FIRST PAYING COMIC GIG. “SALT” FOR PAPERCUTTER #1.

Judas Priest - Turbo Lover