FOREVER COOL! FOREVER TOUGH! FOREVER CRUCIAL!!! STUD YOUR JACKET! STUD YOUR VEST! STUD YOUR GLUEBAG! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
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CORRR, LOOKAT THAT! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
THE BADDEST BUTTONS FROM OLD BLITZKRIEG LAND. BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY & PUNKS, GET OFF THE GRASS SEZ RAMONES FANE EDITH MASSEY, HP LOVECRAFT LOOKING BEYOND TIME & SPACE, KEEP AN OPEN MIND, FREAK OUT WHILE LISTENING TO LED ZEPPELIN. HOORAY FOR THE BAD GUYS LIKE ALICE COOPER, LEMMY KILMISTER OF MOTORHEAD, JASON VOORHEES & JOHNNY THE WILD ONE (BRANDO). AT THE PORK SHOP.
FEAR - Let’s Have a War
HEY! ANYONE WHO GOES AFTER THESE WEINERS WHO ATTACK PORK WITH THEIR STUPID LITTLE COMPLAINTS, THANK YOU. I DON’T REBLOG THE FLAME WARS BECAUSE THAT’S NOT WHAT THIS SITE IS ABOUT, BUT IT DOESN’T MEAN THAT I’M NOT THERE CHEERING YOU ON! HAVE AT THOSE FUCKERS! THEY’RE JUST OUTING THEMSELVES AS SPITEFUL LITTLE SHRIVELED UP NERDS.
THERE’S SOME THINGS MAMA DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW & THAT’S WHY PORK BELIEVES IN THE “DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER” RULE!!! SERIOUSLY. THIS IS A MESSAGE PATCH. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS PATCH REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. HIGH-QUALITY EMBROIDERED PATCH. 3” CIRCLE. RADICAL. ONLY AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
WHICH BITCH NEEDS THIS WITCH BITCH PATCH?? UP ALL NIGHT THINKING UNPLEASANT THOUGHTS. DAYS SPENT WANDERING THE CEMETERY. DRINKING MIXED DRINKS MADE OUT OF SQUID INK & BAT’S BLOOD. DRAWING DOWN THE MOON. MUMMY DUST. CAT FAMILIAR IS TALKING TO YOU. CANDLE WAX, DRIPPING ONTO LEATHER BOUND TOMES. MUSIC OPENS GATEWAYS TO OTHER WORLDS. WORDS BIND SPIRITS. CHALK SYMBOLS WARD OFF WRAITHS. WITCH BITCH! THIS IS YOU. AT THE PORK SHOP
